Friday, December 22, 2006
All i want for Christmas is...


"your dick in a box"

step 1 - you cut a hole in the box
step 2 - you put your junk in the box
step 3 - have her open the box


OR the sugarcoma way

step1-hack the dick off
step2-throw it in the box whilst its still warm and twitching
step3-wash the blood and flesh from your dentures





LMFAO i hope thats what santa brings me...i've been a good GOOD girl.

12/22/2006 03:51:00 PM

10 Comments:

  • I don't know what to make of this post. Are you ok? Lol. Why don't you just get a dildo and heat it up in the microwave???

    By Blogger Dotsson, at 22 December, 2006  

  • NO i'm not ok...obviously lol
    why would i wanna heat the dildo up in the microwave?!!!!

    By Blogger SugarComa, at 22 December, 2006  

  • haha that was funny :P

    and sugarcoma, i second you with that question. lol

    By Blogger Black Orchid, at 24 December, 2006  

  • u wanna hack a dick off and then put it in the box? ouch! its the Bobbit trial all over again.

    Those boxes must have been really light.....

    By Blogger ren_crow, at 26 December, 2006  

  • black orchid
    2 words: DRY spell lol

    ren_crow
    LMFAO @ the Bobbit trial...man i'm not THAT cruel! 0:)

    By Blogger SugarComa, at 28 December, 2006  

  • LoooooL eeeew sugar coma
    u've got a wild imagination girl
    thank god im not sober other wise i'd throw up i guess !
    HaPpY fucken NEW year sweetie

    Wasted MFahiaa
    umwaaaa

    By Blogger wastedchix, at 02 January, 2007  

  • LMAO!
    That was hilarious :|
    DAMN, I LUV JUSTIN!

    I'm sure whoever it is, that has caused you pain/hurt you, is a complete asshole, thus not worth your time ;)

    I hope you feel better soon, babes :*

    *goes to watch video again*

    By Blogger taqo, at 02 January, 2007  

  • i don't think its safe to heat a dildo in a microwave is it?

    they always say no plastic or metal!

    u heat it up cuz it's winter and u do NOT want a cold dick

    Got ur back dotty

    I like the second one ..cuz if any guy tries the first one seriouse friction in the relationship would happen ...

    ThunderCAT

    By Blogger wastedchix, at 03 January, 2007  

  • LOL !! WALLA your HILLAIR!!

    Nice

    By Blogger *DeLiCious PoisoN*, at 09 January, 2007  

  • UPDATE ya bent ...

    MFaHiaa

    By Blogger wastedchix, at 16 January, 2007  

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